Cloud-kissing vistas. The real Abe Lincoln. And one very famous corn dog. After nearly 100 years, Route 66 has never looked better.

Along America's Mother Road, one question sets Route 66 warriors apart from the newbies: Do you know the Muffler Men? And for real street cred, have you stood in their shadows? A case could be made that these towering figures—standing 15 to 30 feet tall in painted fiberglass glory—inspired the original road trip photo op.

Gemini Giant, Wilmington
Gemini Giant, Wilmington.
| Credit: Ryan Donnell

During Route 66's heyday in the '60s, more than 100 of these themed statues wielded giant mufflers (or axes, a rocket and other props). They lured travelers between Chicago and Los Angeles. Fewer than 10 Muffler Men remain on the route today. But four of them are in Illinois.

If that's not a call to a quest, what is? So we set out to find them, partnering with the Illinois Office of Tourism for a four-day road trip from the Windy City to the Mississippi, via the capital, Springfield. We sneaked in a few detours but mostly followed Route 66, where history, Americana and a spirit of entrepreneurship still thrive—and giants loom large (muffler or not) around every turn.

Day One

With bellies full of Dell Rhea's fried chicken, we put Chicago's skyline in our rearview mirror and prepared to do some hard time. Well, hard-ish. Joliet's retired prison was once the largest in the U.S. It's had cameos in The Blues Brothers movie, plus Empire, Prison Break and other TV shows. Now you can book a tour inside.

"The prisoners quarried all this limestone from across the street and built these walls around themselves," says Mary Villaflor, with the Joliet Area Historical Museum. The prison shut down in 2002 and reopened for tours in 2018, after crews scrubbed out more than 900 graffiti tags. But plenty of others remain in the looming building. The street art is considered part of the property's derelict history.

"It was designed to scare the hell out of you, from the inside and the outside," says Greg Peerbolte, tour guide and executive director for the museum. Holding cell phone lights, we shuffled down echoing corridors, below leaky roofs and into solitary confinement rooms. We even slipped inside an original cell, measuring 4x7 feet for two inmates and a bunk bed.

Back on the road, we sped toward sunlight that felt extra bright —until a spaceman stopped us in our tracks. Cameras out for our first Muffler Man. Wallets out for the bobblehead version to stick on the dash.

Day One Highlights

Dell Rhea's Chicken Basket Once a gas station snack, the fried chicken recipe here is more than years old.

Dell Rhea Chicken Basket
Dell Rhea Chicken Basket, Willbrook.
| Credit: Ryan Donnell

Old Joliet Prison Explore a shuttered prison that opened before the Civil War and once held "Baby Face" Nelson.

Old Joliet Prison, Joliet
Old Joliet Prison, Joliet.
| Credit: Ryan Donnell

Launching Pad Home to Gemini Giant. Newly renovated roadside cafe with vegan soft serve and healthy items on a classic menu (plus decadent pie milkshakes).

August Hill Winery Sleek interior and a patio for snacks and local wine—some shimmering in the bottle with drinkable glitter.

August Hill Winery, Utica
August Hill Winery, Utica.
| Credit: Ryan Donnell

Tangled Roots Brewing and The Lone Buffalo Exceptional beer, yes. Plus industrial-chic style, a fab dinner menu and perfectly balanced cocktails.

The Lone Buffalo, Ottawa
The Lone Buffalo, Ottawa.
| Credit: Ryan Donnell

Starved Rock Lodge Rustic hotel rooms and cabins; three spots for dining; and a whole lot more.

Mother Road 101

Pick your nickname: Will Rogers Highway, America's Main Street, the Mother Road—coined by John Steinbeck in The Grapes of Wrath. The 2,448-mile route established in 1926 linked the Midwest and West Coast. After shrinking and relocating in spots, the exact mileage today is debatable. But not the romance and nostalgia.

Day Two

Sunrise beckoned us up fog-shrouded boardwalks high above the Illinois River. Located west of Route 66 and only 3 miles south of Interstate-80, Starved Rock is one of the state's most visited parks, drawing nearly 3 million people in 2019. But the crowds thin out across 13 miles of trails, a large visitors center and lodge. A keen eye for architecture may recognize the limestone in the buildings. Just like the prison walls, it came from the famous Joliet quarry.

After a short walk to the top of the namesake Starved Rock, our crew hiked into French Canyon, which was quiet on a weekday morning. We followed the stream to a trickling waterfall, dropping from a rocky shelf of moss and exposed roots. The soft sandstone throughout the park formed 18 canyons. But it's a fragile resource, threatened by erosion. Boardwalks along the trails help protect the vulnerable landscape.

A few miles downstream and farther into Illinois' I&M Canal Heritage Corridor, a mule-powered boat gave our Subarus a break. Then we cruised to Pontiac, for a deep dive into American car history.

Day Two Highlights

Starved Rock State Park Hit the trails early, then the trolley to cover more ground and visit Starved Rock Dam, where a lock lifts barges.

Starved Rock Dam, LaSalle County
Starved Rock Dam, LaSalle County.
| Credit: Ryan Donnell
Starved Rock State Park, LaSalle County
Starved Rock State Park, Lasalle County.
| Credit: Ryan Donnell

Illinois and Michigan Canal Pat mules Larry or Moe, then board a boat. The 96-mile I&M Canal (dug with pickaxes, shovels and wheelbarrows) altered the course of commerce for the region.

I&M Canal Boat Tour, LaSalle
I&M Canal Boat Tour, LaSalle.
| Credit: Ryan Donnell

Cajun Connection Feast on gator bites, crawfish étouffée and other legit Louisiana eats. And be sure to chat with the zany owner, Ron McFarlain, and his wife, Amy.

Cajun Connection, North Utica
Cajun Connection, North Utica.
| Credit: Ryan Donnell

The Town of Pontiac Plan half a day to see famous Walldog murals, Route 66 Hall of Fame and Museum, Pontiac-Oakland Automobile Museum, and swinging bridges on the edge of town.

Walldog Route 66 Mural, Pontiac
Walldog Route 66 Mural, Pontiac.
| Credit: Ryan Donnell
Road Yacht, Pontiac
Insta-Inspo: Fillmore, the hippie van in Cars, was inspired by Route 66 legend and artist Bob Waldmire. The free-spirited Illinois native turned a school bus into his eclectic home, dubbed the Road Yacht. Climb inside it behind the Route 66 Museum in Pontiac.
| Credit: Ryan Donnell
Pontiac's swinging bridges
Swinging Bridges, Pontiac.
| Credit: Ryan Donnell

The Palms Grill Cafe Like a scene from Twin Peaks, fresh daily pie and coffee call the shots in this vintage diner (note, closed as of August 2020).

The Palms Grill Cafe, Atlanta
Palm Grill Cafe, Atlanta.
| Credit: Ryan Donnell

Paul Bunyon In Atlanta, our second Muffler Man stood outside The Palms Grill. The 19-foot figure was the first on Route 66 (originally outside Chicago), holding no ax, but...a jumbo hot dog. Get it? Bun intended.

Paul Bunyon statue, Atlanta
Paul Bunyon, Atlanta.
| Credit: Ryan Donnell

Retro Rides

Pontiac, the town, was named after an Ottawa chief. But car buff Tim Dye has channeled it into his favorite automaker. Beyond the classic cars on display, Pontiac-Oakland Automobile Museum showcases one-of-a-kind sketches of classic cars. The colorful, hand-drawn prints came from designers who smuggled them out of company studios. "Had these guys been caught taking these home, they'd have been fired," Dye says. He started collecting all things Pontiac in his teens. A museum was the logical step after filling up his home and garage.

Pontiac-Oakland Automobile Museum, Pontiac
Pontiac-Oakland Automobile Museum, Pontiac.
| Credit: Ryan Donnell

Day Three

If you thought history class gave you the full Abe Lincoln story, Springfield is here to prove otherwise. A bearded and red-shirted Lauterbach Tire Man welcomes travelers on the west side of Illinois' capital. (That's Muffler Man No. 3 on our list.) But the real giant of American history was waiting for us in the heart of downtown.

"We focus on Lincoln in his family years here. Who was he as a person, as a husband and father?" says Fritz Klein, playing the part of the 16th president from shiny shoes to black top hat. Klein walked us through rooms where Mary Todd and local attorney Abe ate meals, mourned the death of 4-year-old son Eddie, and rolled on the floor with kids and cats. Yes, Lincoln was a cat-lover.

The Abraham Lincoln Presidential Library and Museum also offers rare glimpses of Lincoln. In a fun house-like room with distorted doorways and walls, we encountered many political cartoons of the day painting him as a monster and devil.

By the time we rubbed the nose on a Lincoln bust outside his tomb across town (it's good luck), the larger-than-life president felt like a real human. And the divided nation he faced felt more relevant than ever.

Day Three Highlights

Custom Cup Coffee Great selection of baked goods (some gluten-free) and espresso in a stylish roastery in downtown Springfield.

Custom Cup Coffee
Custom Cup Coffee, Springfield.
| Credit: Ryan Donnell

Abe Lincoln Sites You'll want at least a full day for these four stops alone: Abraham Lincoln Presidential Library and Museum, Lincoln Home, Old State Capitol, and Lincoln Tomb.

Lincoln Home, Springfield
Insta-Inspo: “When you’re 210 years old, you can’t pop your hip for a photo,” says Fritz Klein outside the Lincoln Home. A 40-year veteran impersonator and a fixture in Springfield, he’s traveled the world and made many TV appearances as Lincoln.
| Credit: Ryan Donnell
Old State Capitol, Springfield
Old State Capitol, Springfield.
| Credit: Ryan Donnell
Lincoln Tomb, Springfield
Lincoln Tomb, Springfield.
| Credit: Ryan Donnell
Abraham Lincoln Presidential Library and Museum, Springfield
Abraham Lincoln Presidential Library and Museum, Springfield.
| Credit: Ryan Donnell

Illinois State Capitol Look up inside to take in the 405-foot, Renaissance Revival-style central dome.

Illinois State Capitol, Springfield
Illinois State Capitol, Springfield.
| Credit: Ryan Donnell

Dana-Thomas House Stained glass. Chapel-like balconies. A bowling alley. Tour the 1904 home that Frank Lloyd Wright designed for Susan Lawrence Dana.

Dana-Thomas House, Springfield
Dana-Thomas House, Springfield.
| Credit: Ryan Donnell

Route Motorheads Bar, Grill and Museum Just off an Interstate-55 exit: pretzels the size of a small torso, cold beer and vintage cars turned into bar shelves.

Route 66 Motorheads, Springfield
Route 66 Motorheads, Springfield.
| Credit: Ryan Donnell

Inn at 835 Enjoy a nightly wine and cheese social and balcony suites. Springfield's bed-and-breakfast-style hotel spans three stories in a fully renovated Classical Revival home.

Drink Up

The vaulted wooden ceiling was part of the original Stuckey's that Ron Metzger transformed into Motorheads Bar and Grill in 2018. This temple for all things vintage auto extends outside with a massive beer garden (lined with old-school signs) and a re-created 1950s Texaco gas station. Outdoor stages host live bands. And Metzger is planning to add the world's biggest Route 66 shield to mark the spot.

Food & Drink

Some of Route 66's legends come on a plate (or in a paper boat). Here are four to try in Springfield.

Cozy Dog Drive In Home to the original corn dog and still owned by the family of Route 66 legend Bob Waldmire (the Road Yacht guy).

Cozy Dog Drive In, Springfield
Cozy Dog Drive In, Springfield.
| Credit: Ryan Donnell

Obed & Isaac's No better spot to try microbrews and Springfield's famed burger-cheese-and-fries-stuffed horseshoe sandwich.

Obed and Isaac's, Springfield
Obed and Isaac's, Springfield.
| Credit: Ryan Donnell

Incredibly Delicious We couldn't have said it better ourselves. An 1840s home, now a bakery-cafe with garden seating. (The owner lives on-site.)

Incredibly Delicious, Springfield
Incredibly Delicious, Springfield.
| Credit: Ryan Donnell

Maldaner's Chef Michael Higgins grows herbs and veggies on the roof at this 136-year-old restaurant downtown.

Maldaner's, Springfield
Maldaner's, Springfield.
| Credit: Ryan Donnell

Day Four

On the horizon, the Mississippi River flowed like a finish-line ribbon to our southern-bound marathon. The Gateway Arch lassoed the sky beyond it. But this Illinois terminus of the Mother Road is more of a confluence. Here, Route 66 intersects with the Great River Road. Thick forest canopy meets rocky bluffs. And outdoor thrills merge with the arts and culinary craft in the twin towns of Alton and Grafton. Also, fact and myth start to blur.

"You'll see swirls, fish and flora in our work," Felicia Breen says inside her Mississippi Mud Pottery store in Alton. The bustling river town was on pace to outgrow St. Louis in the 1850s. Instead, it became a best-kept secret across the river. After the pottery, we visited a stone post office transformed into a dreamy coffee shop and sampled local beer and dynamic food in a repurposed bakery. Then we discovered Robert Wadlow.

A life-size statue of the late Alton local stands 8 feet 11 inches. Made of bronze, not fiberglass, he needs no rocket to woo travelers. Wadlow was the tallest man ever, born here in 1918, at the end of our route. It felt like a prize. Yes, we know the Muffler Men—and the road's other giants too.

Day Four Highlights

Pink Elephant Antique Mall Yes, the elephant. But also Muffler Man No. 4 (wearing a Harley shirt), bonus roadside pics with a female version of a Muffler Man, plus sugary treats and antiques.

Pink Elephant Antique Mall, Livingston
Pink Elephant Antique Mall, Livingston.
| Credit: Ryan Donnell

World's Largest Catsup Bottle You say "ketchup," we say "look up!" The 170-foot marvel is a retired water tower.

World's Largest Catsup Bottle, Collinsville
World's Largest Catsup Bottle, Collinsville.
| Credit: Joe Warwick

Cahokia Mounds State Historic Site America's largest pre-Columbian city north of Mexico peaked around 1200. Explore the UNESCO World Heritage Site in the museum, then head for the hills.

Cahokia Mounds, Collinsville
Cahokia Mounds, Collinsville.
| Credit: Ryan Donnell
Cahokia Mounds, Collinsville
Insta-Inspo: Climb Monks Mound to glimpse the St. Louis arch and the scale of the Cahokia site: 6 square miles of mounds up to 100 feet tall. Humans formed them “to elevate toward the spirit world,” says Bill Iseminger, assistant site manager. The city was larger than London in the 1200s.
| Credit: Ryan Donnell

Old Chain of Rocks Bridge Now limited to foot and bike traffic, the 1-mile bridge over the Mississippi River links Illinois and St. Louis.

Old Chain of Rocks Bridge, Chouteau island
Old Chain of Rocks Bridge, Chouteau Island.
| Credit: Ryan Donnell

Mississippi Mud Pottery Artists craft mugs, platters and bowls in the store. Ask about the mythical Piasa Bird appearing in some of the art.

Mississippi Mud Pottery, Alton
Mississippi Mud Pottery, Alton.
| Credit: Ryan Donnell

Grafton Zipline An adventure in the woods includes seven ziplines, a hike and rappelling from a tree.

Grafton Zipline, Grafton
Grafton Zipline, Grafton.
| Credit: Ryan Donnell

Aerie's Resort Choose a hotel-like suite or a cottage beside a winery high above Grafton. The SkyTour gondola opened late last year for an epic cable car view.

SkyTour at Aerie's Resort, Grafton
SkyTour at Aerie's Resort, Grafton.
| Credit: Ryan Donnell

Sam Vadalabene Great River Road Bike Trail A 20-mile path traces the Great River Road between bluffs and the Mississippi.

San Vadalabene Great River Road Bike Trail, Grafton
San Vadalabene Great River Road Bike Trail, Grafton.
| Credit: Ryan Donnell

Food & Drink

Illinois' southern stretch of Route 66 packs big-city flavors in unexpected spaces.

Post Commons Coffee, all-day brunch and wine bottles in old post office slots. Locals call it Alton's Living Room.

Post Commons, Alton
Post Commons, Alton.
| Credit: Ryan Donnell

The Old Bakery Beer Try beers featuring basil or carrots at Alton's huge bakery-turned-brewery.

The Old Bakery Beer, Alton
The Old Bakery Beer, Alton.
| Credit: Ryan Donnell

The Winery at Aerie's Resort This deck was made for sunset, charcuterie and Aerie's Private Label series.

The Winery at Aerie's Resort
The Winery at Aerie's Resort, Grafton.
| Credit: Ryan Donnell

Cleveland-Heath A founding chef drew two James Beard nods for this Edwardsville spot. The Japanese pancakes are a must.

Cleveland Heath-Edwardsville
Cleveland-Heath, Edwardsville.
| Credit: Ryan Donnell

Due to possible coronavirus-related travel restrictions, please check destinations' websites for the current status of attractions, events, restaurants and lodgings.