"Photo shoot!? I thought you said, 'Oh so cute!'"
"The new landscaping turned out great. Mom added succulents and...SQUIRREL."
"Sorry, I forgot to grab my toy. I'll just be a second. You won't even see me."
"Yes, the dark cabinets are beautiful, but more importantly, how's my hair?"
"Let's take five. This heat is starting to mess up my whiskers."
"So you're saying guard dogs aren't supposed to keep people in. Oh, I've been doing this wrong."
"Please make sure you're getting my good side."
"You can edit me out, right? This is kinda my spot, so good luck getting me to move."
"How long until the food is ready?"
"Maybe if I stay really, really still they'll think I'm just decor."
"I know this place looks great, but I don't want any copycats."
"Oh, I wasn't expecting company."
"How's the puppy-dog face look? Do I need to go even more sad?"
"Is the catwalk ready for me now?"
"I'll be over here. Just let me know when the camera is ready for me."
